“MY MILITARY DAD IS A TOTAL HARDASS” is a Post Apocalyptic text effect text effect created with FontVibe AI. Tall condensed capitals of battle-worn dark metal, split by cracks glowing with molten orange lava, with embers and ash over scorched ground.

Create an isolated transparent-background title graphic with true alpha, no rectangle, no sky, no ground, no backdrop, no border. Render the exact text as three tightly stacked tiers: top: "MY MILITARY DAD"; middle: "IS A TOTAL"; bottom, largest: "HARDASS". The full phrase must remain readable at thumbnail size. Custom ultra-condensed impact lettering: black-weight strokes, at least 3:1 height-to-width ratio, minimal counters, flat-cut terminals, tightly tracked, squared military-industrial construction. "HARDASS" occupies 58% of the canvas height and nearly the full width; the first two lines are narrower, centered directly above it. Give every letter a physically thick, battle-worn matte oxidized steel face, pitted charcoal-black and gunmetal gray, chipped corners, abrasion scars, and deep branching surface fractures. Inside every fracture: concentrated molten orange-red glow, visible beneath the steel edges. Add narrow bright vertical specular strips on the compressed letter faces. A thin icy desaturated-blue rim catches only the upper metal edges; all other illumination is amber-orange from the internal fissures. Freeze small ember sparks and ash fragments bursting outward only 3–8% beyond the letter contours, especially around "HARDASS"; keep the outer canvas fully transparent. Layer subtle blackened metal extrusion beneath each glyph for depth, with short hard-edged shadows confined within the cutout silhouette. Centered, symmetrical sticker-ready composition, sharp photorealistic metal microtexture, crisp typography, clean alpha edges, no extra words, no people, no flags, no weapons, no background.