“MY MILITARY DAD IS A TOTAL HARDASS” is a Cinematic Action text effect efeito de texto criado com a IA da FontVibe. Maiúsculas condensadas de aço cromado com escovado fino, luz lateral dividida entre laranja quente e azul frio, reflexo anamórfico e ruas encharcadas de chuva ao fundo.

Create a transparent-background typographic cutout, no backdrop, no frame, no ground plane, no scene behind the lettering. Render only the exact text: "MY MILITARY DAD IS A TOTAL" above "HARDASS". The first line is compact ultra-condensed all-caps, spanning 78% width at the upper center. "HARDASS" is 2.5 times taller, centered below, spanning 92% width and occupying the lower 52% of the canvas. Maintain clear line separation. Custom action-title lettering: extreme 3:1 tall-to-wide condensed capitals, dense black weight, near-zero counter space, square 90-degree terminals, tight mechanical tracking. Every glyph is precision-machined brushed chrome steel with fine horizontal CNC grain and micro-scratches parallel to the baseline; clean intact metal, no rust, burns, cracks, camouflage, flags, weapons, badges, or distressed paint. A warm orange-gold side key strikes the left-facing planes; a narrow cool blue-white rim traces the opposite edges, producing a razor-sharp warm-to-cold split across each letter. Dark graphite inner bevels establish depth without filling the transparent surrounding canvas. A thin horizontal anamorphic orange flare passes through the middle of "HARDASS" and fades completely beyond the letter edges. Add a few tiny silver friction sparks and restrained directional edge trails immediately around the outer contours, never forming a background field. Crisp photoreal 3D product-title rendering, isolated alpha cutout, clean transparent pixels everywhere outside the letters and their attached flare/sparks. No additional text.