“My MILITARY DAD Is A Total HARDASS” is a Cinematic Action text effect efecto de texto creado con FontVibe IA. Mayúsculas condensadas de acero cromado con fino cepillado, luz lateral dividida entre naranja cálido y azul frío, destello anamórfico y calles urbanas empapadas de lluvia detrás.

Create a transparent-background typographic cutout only: no background, no rectangle, no scenery, no objects, no border, no drop shadow. Render the exact text on two centered lines: “My MILITARY DAD” above “Is A Total HARDASS”. Preserve capitalization exactly. Build custom military stencil-display lettering: extra-heavy condensed uppercase treatment for “MILITARY DAD” and “HARDASS”, slightly smaller but equally solid lettering for “My” and “Is A Total”; strict square terminals, narrow counters, tight tracking, subtle stencil bridge cuts only where structurally necessary. The entire text group fills about 86% of a 16:9 canvas, centered with a compact 5% line gap. Apply an opaque woodland camouflage print inside every glyph: irregular overlapping field patches of deep olive green, ranger green, dark forest green, and muted khaki, with crisp screened-ink edges and faint woven ripstop fabric grain. Add a thin near-black green keyline around each letter for separation on any future background, plus sparse pale-khaki abrasion specks limited to the camo print. Keep edges sharp and the alpha channel completely clean outside the lettering. Flat frontal product render, no perspective, no reflections, no light flare, no extra text.