"He was feeling crumby!" 是一张姜饼人笑话卡片，采用可爱的卡通饼干风格。奶油色背景上是带白色糖霜描边的蓬松棕色字母，下方是一个难过的姜饼人，系着红色领结，拿着体温计，身上掉着饼干碎屑。把问题和笑点换成你自己的笑话或祝福语，就能重新制作。

Create a finished square Christmas joke card designed to stay readable when printed small or viewed as a phone thumbnail. Keep all text and key artwork inside a generous 8% safe margin. Use a cheerful, hand-printed gingerbread-cookie card style: warm cream paper with a fine grain, crisp flat illustration, bright cherry-red and teal accents, and softly baked golden-brown cookie tones. Warm, even light; clean edges and clear contrast. Render exactly these two lines, verbatim, with no added text: “Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?” “He was feeling crumby!” Keep the setup on one single line, smaller but plainly legible. Place the punchline directly below it, much larger and bolder as the unmistakable focal point. Use friendly, rounded gingerbread-cookie lettering with soft golden-brown baked dough, a golden crust, piped white royal-icing outlines and dots, faint sugar sheen, tiny sugar crystals, and a soft shadow. Preserve the exact wording and punctuation; make every letter clean and easy to read. Below the words, show one simple, charming gingerbread man acting out the joke: a rounded cookie figure holding a thermometer, looking a little under the weather, with a small trail of crumbs falling from one side. Use a few clean, readable details and keep the figure clearly separate from the text. Add only restrained cherry-red and teal details; no other Christmas motifs, no extra words, no border clutter. Balanced, playful card composition with open space around each element.