“MY MILITARY DAD IS A TOTAL HARDASS” is a Cinematic Action text effect Texteffekt erstellt mit FontVibe KI. Schmale Versalien aus Chromstahl mit feinem Schliff, geteiltes Seitenlicht in warmem Orange und kaltem Blau, anamorpher Flare und regennasse Großstadtstraßen dahinter.

Create a transparent-background typographic cutout, no backdrop, no frame, no ground plane, no scene behind the lettering. Render only the exact text: "MY MILITARY DAD IS A TOTAL" above "HARDASS". The first line is compact ultra-condensed all-caps, spanning 78% width at the upper center. "HARDASS" is 2.5 times taller, centered below, spanning 92% width and occupying the lower 52% of the canvas. Maintain clear line separation. Custom action-title lettering: extreme 3:1 tall-to-wide condensed capitals, dense black weight, near-zero counter space, square 90-degree terminals, tight mechanical tracking. Every glyph is precision-machined brushed chrome steel with fine horizontal CNC grain and micro-scratches parallel to the baseline; clean intact metal, no rust, burns, cracks, camouflage, flags, weapons, badges, or distressed paint. A warm orange-gold side key strikes the left-facing planes; a narrow cool blue-white rim traces the opposite edges, producing a razor-sharp warm-to-cold split across each letter. Dark graphite inner bevels establish depth without filling the transparent surrounding canvas. A thin horizontal anamorphic orange flare passes through the middle of "HARDASS" and fades completely beyond the letter edges. Add a few tiny silver friction sparks and restrained directional edge trails immediately around the outer contours, never forming a background field. Crisp photoreal 3D product-title rendering, isolated alpha cutout, clean transparent pixels everywhere outside the letters and their attached flare/sparks. No additional text.