“EXPOSED THE TEA THE TEA INVESTIGATES THE RECEIPTS ARE HERE NEW FILE LEAKED” is a Glitch text effect Texteffekt erstellt mit FontVibe KI. Weiße serifenlose Versalien, aufgerissen durch rote und cyanfarbene Kanalversätze, durchschnitten von horizontalen Verschiebungen und Scanlines, gespiegelt auf nasser Neonstraße bei Nacht.

Create a 16:9 YouTube drama-channel thumbnail, optimized for immediate mobile readability. Dark near-black CRT screen background with faint horizontal scanlines, sparse cyan and red data fragments, and a hard vignette. At the top left, set the small channel tag exactly: “THE TEA” in clean condensed uppercase white, with a thin cyan phosphor edge. Beneath it, set exactly: “THE TEA INVESTIGATES” in tiny spaced uppercase cyan. Make the central headline exactly: “EXPOSED” across 78% of the canvas width and 38% of the canvas height. Use extra-heavy condensed uppercase display lettering. The letter strokes are materially corrupted analog-TV signal: about 35% of each stroke is replaced by high-density white, charcoal, and grey static pixel scatter; irregular narrow horizontal pure-static bands slice through selected letters. Keep every letter clearly legible. Apply authentic RGB chromatic aberration: red channel offset 7px left, cyan channel offset 7px right, with a restrained cyan-white phosphor bloom at the outside edges. Add four sharp rectangular pixel blocks displaced 12–22px horizontally through the headline. No smooth gradients, no cartoon styling, no illegible distortion. Behind and slightly right of the headline, place a large tilted manila evidence folder, clipped papers, black redaction bars, and a torn white document corner; render it as a crisp photographed prop, partially hidden by the headline. Add a saturated red diagonal “LEAKED” stamp across the dossier, partially cropped and scratched. At lower left, set exactly: “THE RECEIPTS ARE HERE” in bold white uppercase inside a narrow red alert bar. At lower right, add a small cyan outlined badge reading exactly: “NEW FILE”. High-contrast thumbnail composition, sharp edges, readable text, controlled digital corruption, no faces, no logos, no extra text.