"You're not old, you're vintage spooky." は、50歳を祝うレトロなハロウィン風バースデーカードです。黒い星空の上にかすれたオレンジとクリーム色の文字が並び、その下で蝶ネクタイのゴーストがろうそく付きケーキを運び、コウモリ、枯れ木、2つのジャックオーランタンが描かれています。年齢、家族の呼び名、結びの言葉を差し替えて、自分だけのカードを作れます。

Create a complete 3:4 vertical Halloween 50th-birthday greeting card front, designed for 5 × 7 inch print with generous 8% safe margins. Use a playful 1950s retro Halloween register: bold orange-and-black screen-printed shapes, warm ivory paper, subtle aged ink misregistration and fine halftone dots. Keep all text crisp, correctly spelled, high contrast and readable at phone-thumbnail size. No extra lettering, labels, numbers, or words beyond the exact copy below. The message is the hero. Set “You’re not old, you’re vintage spooky.” as the largest text, centered in two balanced lines across the upper-middle, in chunky hand-lettered display capitals with rounded slab-serif forms, compact proportions, slightly irregular vintage sign-painter rhythm, and thick ivory inline highlights. Render the letters in vivid pumpkin orange with a fine black keyline and restrained offset-print shadow; keep the apostrophe and period exact. Above it, smaller but prominent, set “Happy 50th, Dad!” in a cheerful arched line. Below the hero illustration, set “Love, Sam” in smaller, clear lettering. Place a smiling, sheet-ghost character in the center-lower area, wearing a tiny vintage bow tie and holding a small birthday cake with five simple candles; funny and friendly, never frightening. Frame the scene with sparse mid-century starbursts, a crescent moon and a few tiny bats, leaving clear space around every text block. Use a flat, near-black background with orange and ivory illustration and restrained cream paper grain. Screen-print texture, clean vector-like contours, subtle ink wear, sharp typography, even print-safe detail. No gore, blood, gradients, photorealism, or clutter.