"It wanted a point!" is a Halloween joke card about a pencil dressed as a witch, in a playful, cute cartoon style. Chunky rounded purple lettering is stacked on a cream background beside a smiling yellow pencil in a purple witch hat, with orange stars and spark lines around it. Swap the question and the punchline for your own joke to remake it.

Create a finished, landscape 3:2 Halloween joke card for a teacher’s desk, designed to remain legible as a small printed cardstock card and at phone-thumbnail size. Use only these two lines of copy, with exact spelling and punctuation: setup, smaller but clearly readable: “Why did the pencil go to class dressed as a witch?”; punchline, the largest and boldest text: “It wanted a point!” Set the setup first across the upper band; set the punchline below it, broken into compact lines if needed, without changing its wording. Keep the words and illustration separate. Place one simple, friendly cartoon yellow pencil wearing an oversized purple witch hat on the right; give it a goofy smile and a clearly sharpened graphite point, with a few small orange star shapes around it. Bright playful family-friendly Halloween palette, flat warm-cream cardstock background, deep-purple rounded hand-lettered display type with thick strokes and open counters, orange accent marks, crisp dark outlines, subtle printed-paper grain, even high-contrast lighting. Generous safe margins, clean negative space, strong readable hierarchy, no gore, no blood, no extra text, no logos, no watermark.