"What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?" is a Halloween joke poster with a "Squash!" punchline, drawn in a playful cartoon style. Orange dripping letters sit above a smiling splatted pumpkin on a purple night sky with bats and a full moon, and the big green slime "Squash!" fills the bottom. Swap in your own question and punchline to remake it, and adjust the pumpkin's mood or the colors.

Create a finished square Halloween joke card for sharing or printing, with generous safe margins and only two lines of text. Render the setup first, on one line across the upper area, exactly: “What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?” Render the punchline below the illustration, exactly: “Squash!” Make “Squash!” the largest, boldest text on the card. Keep all lettering crisp, correctly spelled, high-contrast, and readable at phone-thumbnail size; do not add any other words, letters, labels, or numbers. Use friendly cartoon-Halloween display lettering: plump, bouncy, slightly wobbly rounded forms with thick dark outlines, open counters, candy-bright pumpkin-orange, slime-green and spooky-purple fills, soft cartoon highlights, and a few small cute drips. The setup is smaller but comfortably legible; the punchline is substantially larger and visually dominant. Place one simple, clearly readable illustration in the middle, separate from the text: a bright orange cartoon pumpkin has happily landed on a flat floor and flattened into a silly squash, with a cheerful face, a few small squash-shaped impact droplets, and short motion marks. Keep it cute and clean, with no gore, menace, or frightening details. Use a saturated purple Halloween-night background, a soft warm orange glow behind the pumpkin, and only a few restrained tiny bat silhouettes near the outer corners. Maintain clear negative space between setup, illustration, and punchline; no overlap. Balanced square composition, clean graphic edges, soft cartoon shading, bright playful colors, print-ready high resolution.